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Death Party

by Nearly Dead

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1.
Death Party 03:20
RED SPRAYPAINT ON THE FRONT DOOR DEATH PARTY GOD HELL SHE BEGGED HIM TO TAKE HER HOME TO DIE DUANE PAYING HIS LAST RESPECTS ROCKIN OUT TO QUIET RIOT GETTING NAKED HIGH ON METH FUCKING CONVULSING TRUE LOVE IS A DEATH PARTY SHE WAS STILL WARM TRUE LOVE IS A DEATH PARTY
2.
TOOK MY 303 PLUS A 357 NOT HAPPY DOING THIS BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM SHOT RUDI IN THE BACK THEN STOPPED AT THE ATM DROPPED BARRY WITH ONE BULLET THEN TWO IN SUSAN'S HEAD DARLENE WAS LAST BITCH TOOK TWO MORE ROUNDS AFTER DESTROYING THEM TOLD A LOOKY-LOO TO MOVE ON SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR BULLYING MY WIFE AT LEAST NOW SHE WILL HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PARK THAT'S EFFECTIVE CITY MANAGEMENT
3.
Green Boots 02:45
MORNING IN NANAIMO OUT WALKING MY DOG A DUMB MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO TELL ME WHAT'S WHAT YELLED I AM 72 AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE NO ONE TELLS ME TO PUT MY DOG ON A LEASH COPS ARE LOOKING BUT I'M LONG GONE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE WITH MY GREEN BOOTS ON
4.
PEE PEE PEE I AM SO HAPPY IT'S LIKE A RAINY DAY FOR ME A PATENT LEATHER BAG SWINGING BETWEEN MY KNEES RIPE AND WARM AS A SUMMER BREEZE ANOTHER GOLDEN DAY I AM SO HAPPY I AM SO HAPPY
5.
Green Burial 01:48
PAY YOUR RESPECTS OR GET THE FUCK OUT JUST NATURE'S WAY OF GRINDING ONE OUT I AM HUMAN REMAINS ABOVE GROUND GREEN BURIAL WALKING AROUND
6.
Colonoscopy 03:12
I GOT NOTHING TO HIDE DOC GO AHEAD TAKE A LOOK INSIDE EASY COWBOY YOU GOT AN HOUR TO BLOW THAT AIR INTO THE BROWN SO MUCH TO FEEL SO MUCH TO SEE THE BEST REALITY TV MY ASSHOLE IS A STAR
7.
HE WAS NO THIEF JUST A STUPID GUY HIS CHAIN BROKE AND HE LOST HIS MIND HE JUMPED THE COUNTER TO GRAB A NEW CHAIN WE CORNERED HIM PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD MY WIFE TRIED TO HIT HIM WITH A YARD STICK SHE MISSED HIT ME INSTEAD TOLD HER TO STOP IT THEN FOUGHT HIM OFF HE LOST HIS NERVE AND RAN OUT 74 BUT I KNOW KRAV MAGA
8.
Greg's Fix 02:05
LAST TIME I TRY GREG'S FIX I GOT BLUE TAPE STUCK ON MY DICK PISS LEAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE WANT TO PUNCH THAT GREG IN THE FACE
9.
IT'S MAD MAX WHEN IT COMES TO WIPING YOUR ASS NOT TODAY NOT IN MY AISLE JUST ONE PACKET? NO! NOT ONE PACKET! I'M 60 YEARS OLD BUT YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOU GET MY ROLLS CLEANER TO AISLE 11
10.
Stool Sample 02:50
THE DOCTOR WANTS TO SEE MY SHIT SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE GAVE ME A LITTLE CUP IT"S GOT A TINY SPOON I"LL GET IT REAL SOON YEAH I'LL FILL IT UP I CAN'T WAIT TTO SHOW ALL THE GIRLS MY STOOL SAMPLE ACROSS THE STREET THERE'S A MALL IN THE MORNING I GO TO MY FAVOURITE STALL THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE ARE WAITING FOR THAT LITTLE CUP IT"S GOT A TINY SPOON I'LL DO IT REAL GOOD YEAH I'LL FILL IT UP I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW ALL THE GIRLS MY STOOL SAMPLE
11.
Percocet 02:58
HEY YOU WITH THE TUBES YOU AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME LEFT WHEN YOU KICK IT CAN I HAVE YOUR PERCOCET? NO DICE YOU TRY IT I'LL CALL THE NURSE YOU WANT TO PARTY YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME FIRST SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE WE BOTH DIE HAPPY THANKS TO THE PERCOCET

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11 tracks of trumpet heavy garage punk straight out of the emergency room and into the gutter. Bless this mess.

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released October 31, 2022

Recorded August 2022 by Cody Baresich at Circle A Studios in Victoria, BC. Self-portrait compliments of Jack Dynamite.

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